HELLO INTERNET

My internet is back, and I feel ecstatic.

:) I read the "UPDATE" pleas teehee and discovered many more mysterious strangers in my chatbox :O :O

SHOUTOUT TO BLEB: HIGHDYHO TO YOU TOO. :) Haven't seen you all holidays! Hope you're fine 'n all. Too much study? :P

Returning to normal broadcasting, I've been hiding in my room for the past 2 days, living on potato gems (loveLOVElove) and watching all of How I Met Your Mother, which is legendary ;) and Scrubs. There are so many seasons of Scrubs =______=; I've been watching for years and I haven't completed it yet.

According to my dad, he used to watch Scrubs too but he stopped because it just went on for too long. 9 seasons yeah? Crazy. You know what else is crazy? My eyes. Well, my eyelids to be precise. They're swollen... ish and look red, and I haven't cried, or rubbed my eyes.. or anything out of the normal. This baffles me to the extreme, I can't stop thinking about it. I don't want to go see a doc because my "at home" clothes are so much more comfortable than a shirt and jeans xD and I'm scared of hearing the word "infection" which is a word my doctor throws around alot. Speaking of doctors throwing around things... my doctor likes to trick me alot.

Like a time I was getting my Gardisil Cervical Cancer Vaccine shot, he told me he injected some weird male steriod into me by accident, and he didn't realise until it was all in. There was a very awkward silence for about 5 seconds before I uttered.. "what?" and he burst out into hearty laughter. I hate his hearty laughter. During that 5 seconds of silence, I could seriously feel my heartbeat quicken.

Back to my eyelid. I've been looking through the medicine cabinet, looking for some kind of ointment or lotion that I could use to relieve the slight pain (I hate pain) and everything says "Take care to avoid eyes and eyelids". Kind of annoying I have to say.

Bleh. Health aside, 2nd week of hols have been quite eventful.
Monday: Vanessa's (ohyeah, already half blogged about it)
Tuesday: Eastershow.

EASTERSHOW. Photos come later. Cbb looking for camera. OKAY, so a couple of us headed off to this wonderful land of animals, faeces, superfantabulistical rides, psychosideshows, flying pigs, expensive goodie bags and lots and lots of foodshows. Actually, my memory is quite bad and I can't recall much from that day except I cannot stress enough..
















BAD ASS ZIPPER IS THE BEST RIDE EVER. TOTALLY WORTH THE SEVEN COUPONS.













Winnie and I loved it. Though I think our arms, legs, her face hurt quite a bit afterwards :P You see, the ride sort of flung us about ALOT. CLICK HERE TO SEE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.

Rides like these make me wish I understood physics because I do not understand HOW on EARTH this ride jerked me about left and right. NO COMPRENDE. I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW IT WORKS. IT"S JUST ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT.

Which brings me to another absolutely brilliant thing that happened at the show.

While I was sipping many different flavours of Nudie to my heart's content, the Pourer (I shall call him that), an asian man who spoke Funderful English (which is Extremely English English, otherwise known as TRIPLE E or EEE.. lol) asked us
ARE YOU ABCs?

Now, when I was a kid, that used to mean something racist and strange... " ********** Butt Cleaners" Ahaha. BUT WE ALL KNOW it means Aus/American Born Chinese. I answered for all and said yes, even thought it wasn't remotely the correct answer for all of us (but it was for me) hurr.

He smiled and said
Well, I'm a BBC

Winnie (whoops, I typed in Willie) replied with :O
BRITISH BORN CHINESE

He nods.

And I become an idiot, placing the spotlight on myself when I turn to him while flashing a toothy smile,
That's absolutely SMASHING
in my funnyfunny yet accurate British accent.

That's the end of my nudie story.

Anyway, Sam, Winnie, Chris Au, his sister, Crystal and I stayed for the fireworks and Cat left early :( to go home for dinner, which, in hindsight I think was a sort of good idea. She missed the heavyish rain that caused Winnie's and my jeans to turn dark and soggy and she didn't have to spend a fortune on dinner XD. Though I have to say, that $6.00 cheeseburger was quite nice. I never eat onions.. but I ate them anyway because I was hungry and I cbb taking them out.

Dootdidoot. Chris Au and Winnie demonstrated their maturity by purchasing light sabres (secretly, I wanted one as well, but my dad would have KILLED me for buying something like that.. so I didn't) that flashed funky colours.

I didn't take that many photos, because it was annoying taking the camera out of my backpack and then putting it back in again. I wish my glasses were a funky gadget that acted like a camera. So that I could tap the top right hand corner of my frames, and the view could be captured in some micro SD card lodged in the thick frame arms.

Man. I wish I was an inventor. These would make the coolest glasses evurrr.

ANYPOOS. I promised Annie (who never visits here, though she keeps insisting that I read hers, despite her lack of blog posting) that I would take her out for a drink/maybe clubbing (if I'm into it) when she turns 18. CHERYL I KNOW YOU READ THIS. SO REMIND ME WHEN SHE'S 18 INCASE I FORGET :P

Geez Louise, I had this HUGE list of stuff to blog about, but I can't remember it. I hate mental lists. What I need? Some kind of mini PC I can carry around. No, scrap that. I hate those PDAs/ mini PCs people carry around. Exhibit A: Samsung Omnia my sister carries around. I hate that thing. That huge screen is just asking to be shattered. I'm not saying I'm going to break it, I'm saying the screen is so large, it's prone to breakage. Looking at it sitting face down on the table stresses me out. I'm afraid that if I turn it over, the screen will be cracked and that will be the end of the phone's life.

Most of you have no idea what I am on about, so I will tell you now.

In 2006, September 12th, one day before my dad departed for the United States, for the first time in my life, he'd given me a brand new phone. Now, this phone was MY LOVE seriously. I loved it so much, that I cried when someone cracked the screen in 2007.

Reasons why I loved my phone:
- First phone I owned with calendar
- First phone I owned with camera
- First colour phone I owned
- SO SLEEK AND SHINY
- I would switch cameras
- Limited edition

So when someone broke the screen, I was devastated. So what happened was, I spent months of working wages (made a deal with my parents, money to them would stop for a couple of months so I could save up for repairs) $240 to fix up the stupid friggin cracked LCD screen.

When it was fixed, it felt like my love was rekindled. I LOVE MY PHONE.

But on the day of our presentation night, someone put something heavy on my phone (a grand piano lid to be exact) and cracked my beautiful LCD...

*breaks down*

And then and there, I decided that I would not spend another $240 on my phone because we are unofficially in a recession and everything is so expensive now that I am BROKE AND UNEMPLOYED.

So that's the sad ending of my story. I am now stuck with my sister's old phone (she's owned 3 brand new phones in her lifetime) and Richard complains that it's not clear etc and he says I should get a new one. SORRY BUDDY. I'm broke. Why don't you get one for me ;)

I've just realised that my dad and I are on extremely friendly terms when we talk about something we both have in common (not our appearance) and something we both love. Emergency Unit ♥ Being the fangirl I am, I did lots of research and came up wiht TWO OTHER LINKED TVB DRAMAS. The Academy and On the First Beat are the two previous dramas to E.U. and my dad is currently downloading them. I'm so excited.

Which brings me to . I AM SO SCREWED FOR HSC. XDXD

it just doesn't feel real yet. And all this ignorance is going to be bad for me in the future, but at the moment I'm too ignorant to feel guilt or nervous. So yeah.. Bad sign. HEEELLPP SOMEONE FREAK ME OUT WITH SOME STATISTICS. I know I get freaked out by statistics. Like how many people die of skin cancer a year, despite slapping on the sun screen daily before heading out the door. Yeah. Those numbers freak me out.


I'm just babbling now. I love babbling. But I also love Scrubs and I realised I can't watch and blog at the same time. All this isolation away from friends and the rest of the world is making me go crazy. I've been madly chewing the HubbaBubba I got at the eastershow and I'm NEARLY finished.

And my jaw is slightly sore.

Oh well. For those who asked for an update, you got it ;) and I promise, PHOTOS UP SOON

ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR HOLIDAYS (I bet most of you will be doing CHEM/BIO/ECO research crapsignments)

I shall be partying away (again) tomorrow at Lucy's hunkydorypad guitarheroing/singstarring away.. cos that's how we rolll

So hiiiiighhh, so flyyyyyyyyy
Guten Tag all!