Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

GIFT?

BUY ME THIS SO I CAN COME TO SCHOOL WITHOUT INFECTING EVERYONE


PORKY PLEASSSEEE?

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

IN THE JUNGLE THE MIGHTY JUNGLE, THE LION SLEEPS TONIGGGGHT

I think I'll be able to rewatch the Lion King trilogy within the next couple of days- CEEELLEBRAATE GOOD TIMES COME ON!


Speaking of celebrating good times, happy birthday to the following people:


  • Monday - LANCY. Hope you liked what we all got you. 8) All Carmen's idea methinks

  • Sunday?- Beidi. Hope you had a good one

  • TODAY- Peter . O_O assembly announcement?

Celebrations aside, I've come to realise that watching the news during dinner puts me off food a little. Because I'm a little older (and wiser, I'd like to think), I've noticed that there has been a dramatic influx of bad news in the recent months.



  • Global financial crisis- job losses (remember that guy who killed his whole family because he lost his job?)

  • Swine flu- people just panicked

  • North Korea and it's ridiculous nuclear weapons (missile heads?)

  • Swine flu in AUSTRALIA just popping out of no where

These are only the MAJOR MAJOR things. Of course, I only watch the real news- ABC and SBS. Other channels just feature false eye witnesses who use "chk chk boom" as their catchphrase. Honestly, that girl is mentally misguided.


Did you notice that when she started imitating them, she put on the accent as well 8) fully sic mate. Hilarious.


Anyway, during dinner my dad said something about North Korea being poor. Because I am an ignorant fool, I had no idea and so he gave me a mini-lesson about poor communist countries. According to him (btw, if this is completely false, you know who to blame), China and North Korea were like, good buddies because they're communist countries and yerr. "Brothers" was the term he used (would have killed our current lady principal) to describe the relationship. Apparently these "brothers" are supposed to help each other out alot, so China used to give money to NK, but apparently they don't anymore (confirmation?). This all sounds sort of very distant to me... I have no idea whatsoever. APPARENTLY, China used to have that relationship with Vietnam too before the French invaded. When China stopped sharing their funds, Vietnam was angry etc and turned against them?

I was shucks at history. And I have no recollection of learning about this at all. I wish I did. It sounds so interesting.

Anyway, continuing, I watching a report on ABC, and the reporter said something along the lines of America telling Japan to destroy the NK missile depot places.

WHAT. KIND. OF. LUDICROUS. IDEA. IS. THAT.

Do they have ANY idea how risky that is. You could seriously start some kind of war D: And I really don't want that to happen. (2009 is bad enough. GFC, HSC syllabus change in Jap and English, Swine flu. really. One would think that the HSC itself would be enough. but no. THANK YOU VERY MUCH WORLD or any other SPIRITUAL BEING WHO IS BIG AND ALMIGHTY).

I know NK is acting in a really retarded way atm, sending out another two missiles into the Jap sea. They must be really freaked out. I know I would be, if I was a few thousand km up north.. but personally, I don't think attacking them first is a good idea.

I'd usually never say anything like this because I'm sort of against the former, but

MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR

And make more tamiflu drugs. D: This sudden increase in numbers of people who have randomly contracted swine flu really mystify me. How on earth are they getting sick? A month or so ago, I was listening to the morning radio, and this woman was talking about some flu that existed an age ago (spanish flu? no i don't think so.. not sure). A bunch of sailors (prolly British) had the flu and they didn't die. Apparently this was the "first wave". The "second wave" of the flu killed SO MANY PEOPLE, it was quite depressing to hear about it. I really hope this "wave" of flu isn't lethal. And I sure hope people don't pass any random flu to me because I really don't need illness.

I'm quite surprised I'm not sick yet. For the level of sleep I get everynight, I would have thought I'd be unable to maintain my immune system. But I guess being a grot living in my pigsty of a room really does help. My parents constantly complain about my sister's twisted collar (she never fixes it up), and they always tell her to fix it, and to be "more like your sister"(w00! I finally did something right). Then my mum pointed out that hte person who LOOKS the most organised, neat and tidy is not necessarily the one who has the neatest room. My sister's bedroom is THRICE as neat as mine. But I guess she does have less furniture. For one, she has 1 less bookshelf, wardrobe, desk and bed. Oh and two huge plastic containers. My room is like the family dump :(

HIGHLIGHTS OF TODAY (eh hehehe)

  1. Double bio with a no sub was basically wasted on us talking about Masterchef (lol! so many people watch it), and scrolling through photos in our phones.
  2. taking an actual photo in bio, with us looking ridiculous.


doncha love it?

Afterschool, I thought my mother was going to pick me up. But I forgot she was at work today. ! So I just stood there for a while and (i) I remembered. :( I didn't bring wallet/travel ten to school ($20 in my bag though, but getting $19.10 change in coins did not seem appealing at all) so i walked to the library joining Christine and Momo.

Started to study, but went hunting for the financial review.

WHAT A CRAPPY LIBRARY. No newspaper stand, just a few random chinese papers stacked messily on one of the desks. :( So I resorted to reading Empire. One of my favourite magazines that I am too poor to buy. I loveeee it. Afterwards I read a magazine I used to loveee. Back when I was a retarded teenage girl. Gf. ;D Kristen Bell and RPattzz on the front. Stubble does not suit him (g.clooney on the other hand...). Momo left and Christine and I got into a conversation about formal.

oh man. there seems like so much to do before the actual day (and actually I'm sort of dreading it). I'm thinking of getting some kind of dress online (baahaha risky i know) and if it's the wrong size I can take it to the tailors? or DIY. It would be more affordable. We have some pretty disgusting dresses in australia. The sort of decent ones cost heaps- something I simply cannot afford. I went through this super vain phase once.. didn't suit my budget. I'll stick to being an average girl who tries not to care. (btw I spend way too much on food D: )

Okay. I CHANGED TOPICS SO RAPIDLY. D: WHAT IS WRONG WTIH ME D: (and NEIGHBOURS. wtffffff. I HATE SUNNY. And WTH is wrong with ELLE D: and PAUL FOR DOING A RUNNER? AND BRIDGET FOR BEING A RETARD D: .. and DONNA AND RINGO.. I am considering not watching this show. It messes wiht my mind so much and the plot is getting gayer and gayer. D: )

Hope you all have a great week. Perhaps I need to rest some more. My mind is screaming like crazy.

Ps. I have a vid of Topher guitaring, and Michael Yoon singing (hilarious) anyone interested?

Saturday, April 4, 2009

50th ANNIVERSARY. Happy birthday school :)

SO TODAY WAS THE LONG AWAITED FETE.

Seriously, since the middle of last year I've been helping to plan this day, and I'm sort of glad it's finally over. It was quite fun. Mostly camera happy moments BUT SINGSTARRR dominated my time at the fete. Alot of us just stayed in the SCR and sang and sang and screamed and yelled. Haha. So there were food stalls, drinks, craft, DAIRY FARMERS, african, chocolate wheel, gift basket stalls. GOSH. I ate 2 boxes of butter chicken because I LOVE IT. (And then I came home around 9ish to have a hot pot "dinner" with the family. Tee hee.

SAW SO MANY EX RUSE KIDS OMG :D IT WAS FREAKING AWESOMMEEEE. They still look the same (actually, they look shorter now). Joan, Manik, Julianne, VIVO, vivien chen, kat, diana, nathan just freaking heaps. HAHA Even some from our mentor's grades.. like Marilyn. (at least I think that's her name) I was a bit disappointed I didn't see any of my mentors, though I did sort of catch up with my peer support leader in yr 7 :) IF YOU READ THIS JOAN: :D long time no see and you haven't changed much. Still bright and happy and lala :)

Ahh. So the photo spam begins.

craft and gift basket stalls
McKenzie's scrapbooking cards. There were TONNES.


APOLOGIES FOR TILTED PIC. Cbb rotating it. Chris, Shi-Ling, Michael and I
Spectators.


SMILE FOR THE CAMERA JASON
CADETS:D
MORE CADETS
RUSE 09!
I suck at taking these photos. I always cut people out ;D
Chris, Belle, Becky and Sam

ON STAGE: Joseph, Belle, Chris, SY
JAZZ ENSEMBLE.
OH-OH SWING LOWWWW
NO ONE IS LOOKING AT THE CAMERA . Noooo
At night before the fire works :D
Oh this is hilarious. My sister met up with us; she and I totally messed with Michael's head :D Poor thing was a confuddled mess after we fed him many true, false and contradicting facts about my relationship with kelly. HAA
This is Chris and his friend who stuck around for the whole day (which is awesome, and I never knew Chris had friends 8-)
Man. This photo is just asking for a paint job ;D Michael ;D The three of us have very different facial expressions.

JERSEYS FTW! :) Steven took this photo :O) and he was quite proud of it.
DAMN IT. hasnt been rotated. WELL YOU SEE THE EXTRA TAT I HAVE ON MY FACE. Its a TIGER. (and on singstar today, I was singing EYe of the tiger. hurrhurr so I kept pointing to the tiger's eye, but other people told me I was pointing to the foot ==;)

Actually. I have LOTS to say. But nothing really stands out. Except the fact that my dad didn't let me to go Rex's afterwards so no more singstar/super smash. lol
OH. SHOUT OUT TO Nathan and Eddy again because they're such a wonderful pair of speds who sang "Belinda belinda belinda belle belle belle"while strumming nonsical chords on the guitar every single time I walked past. My dad found it quite amusing.
LOL

- » eđđч.снaи says:
*BELLE
*FEATURESSSS USSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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HAHA :) GREAT TIMING EDSPED !
TOMORROW : Cheryl's place to bake bake bake bake bake :) yaaaay
HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GOOD SUNDAY
PEACE!
FYI- LIKE ALWAYS, THE REST OF MY PHOTOS ARE UP ON FACEBOOK :)

Sunday, March 29, 2009

BAHAHAHA MORE CAKE

Last night, Topher showed me a picture of a divorce cake, and I was curious to find out, this morning, if many poeple made cake like this.

Teehee. So grim and all but hilarious.












Lol.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

I LOVE YOU. ACHMED THE DEAD TERRORIST

OH MY GOSH. ;D THIS IS SO FUNNY. ITS HILARIOUS.

It's made my night. Hahaha.

SHOUT OUT TO ALAN: :D (or Alanine hehe what a lovely netid you have. hurrhurr)

THIS IS THE BEST. (@Chris Au: this is something for you and your cousin to watch. It's better than the geri / i have a bad case of diarrhoea video ;D)

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

CLICK HERE FOR A LAUGH.

To Andrew (Moby) (Andrew Chin?)
This is how you say "I have Diarrhoea"
下痢しています。

げりしています。
The video cracked me up. Good stuff.

And I think it's Cabbage's birthday today. JOLLY BIRTHDAY MAAAATE :) Enjoy it this year and hopefully it won't clash with your term 1 exams next year.

And at Jason. I'm just not good with study :D well, nothing I do really interests me.

WHY? You may ask. Because all the subjects I would have a slight interest in would be something like graphic design (something they don't offer in this hole) and va. Gosh. I remember all those verbal wars I had with my parents in year 8.

I WANT TO DO VA AND FRENCH.

"NO! YOU HAVE TO DO COMMERCE AND JAP"

In the end, I did commerce and Jap.


This is a conversation between my mother and I today.
M: Don't stress. It's over. (speaking about jap ext and math lol)
B: Wuh? No I'm just sulking.
M: Just try your best- no pressure.
B: Can I get a math tutor, or someone who can help me like once a week?
M: Yep sure.

A couple of hours later-
Dad: WHAT?! NO!
B: TT__TT; great.
M: Why not?
D: IF SHE NEEDS A TUTOR FOR HER HSC, HOW THE HECK IS SHE GOING TO LEARN IN UNIVERSITY?! Will she need a tutor in university too? (said in a super snide tone)
B: I need remedial help D=
D: Rubbish. Just buy books and self learn.


So I will just buy books and self learn. Meaning I spend ages pondering over one page, reading the same friggin sentence over and over again.

Yay for academic failure.

Speaking of parents and study... why are mine not caring about my exams.. Why is my dad mowing the lawn outside my bedroom when I'm studying? Why does my mum take me out to eat even when I PLEAD "noooo . NOOOOOO. NOOOOOOOOO. please no!". TWO DAYS IN A ROW we've been having afternoon tea at Edward's restaurant. Not that there's anything wrong with the restaurant of course, but what the hell I need to study :(

When I go out and have fun or "destress" I'm kept in that mood for the entire day/night.

I think they're worried about me. But they're totally doing the wrong things to help me D:

Monday, March 23, 2009

TWO OUT OF NINE

Advanced English
Economics

Biology
Mathematics
Japanese Ext R&R
Japanese Continuers S
Extension 1 English
Japanese Continuer LRW
Japanese Extension S
BELLE VS BIOLOGY TOMORROW
ANYWAY, this picture caught my eye today :O It's so hmm. artistic? I love how one side of the image (right side) is very matte and smooth, her face.. the colours are so nicely blended and they're very earthly colours. (plus she has a cool jaw bone.. lol very very defined) AND THEN, you get the shiny/glittery stuff.. and then you get the FRIZZY CURLS. I wish my frizz looked like that. If it did I'd be happy. But it's not like that, so I'm not. XD
Actually, I do have a problem with this picture. Her cheek is contoured weirdly.

So when I came home today, I found some catalogues scattered across the lawn. Dear Junk mail distributors, JUST BECAUSE ITS JUNK MAIL doesn't mean you can chuck it all over the lawn ==;.

Woolworths has ORANGE roses wrapped in BROWN paper :) Its very warm and harmonious. Very pleasing to the eye


This sent me into a crazy fit. I love ramekins (don't know why). A RED ONE?!@

mmm. lava fondue cake . mmm



THIS IS ME AND MY DATE. I'm going to be spending ALL NIGHT studying with my date ;)

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EXAM TALK
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TODAY while we were studying for eco in a group after the 2ueng exam :) Becky came up with some pretty good acronyms to help us remember some of our points.
CAUSES FOR THE CURRENT ACCOUNT DEFICIT
FSICTPGED(fully sick tpg ed)
F: Foreign liability
S: Savings
IC: International competitiveness
T: Terms of Trade
P: Protectionism
G: Economic Growth
E: Exchange Rates
D: Drought

:D there were more.
NLST-no lucy stupid tool :D
FSICVCML- Fully sick vomit clean mess later :D
But I cbb going through more. My right arm is really sore.
I've been writing all my notes up (friday night, saturday, sunday.. stayed up until 1am writing in bed with a torch (lol) and EXAMS D: ) But at least it's going to be muscley by the end of this week :D
GOODLUCK 3U MATH PEOPLE . STUDY HARD> :)

Monday, March 16, 2009

One man's treasure

Damnit. This looks so cool.


*sigh* I was so much more productive during the week I had no internet.
FUNNYSTUFFTOSHARE: Okay, so there's this loser who comes by our house sometimes. He's called JONOTHAN and about a week or two ago, he left his BAPE tshirt here. Guess what my mum did. She washed it and I AM WEARING IT- as pajamas.
TOO BAD YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT AGAIN (in your wardrobe :)
BTW EVERYONE. NEW ANGRY BLOGGER ON MY BLOGLIST ;) Quite amusing
No morning class tomorrow. Yay.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

More photos

I went shopping today. For stationary and what not. I bought PENCILS because I feel like I am more likely to study harder with pencils so I bought some. T_T; THEY LOOKED BLUE WHEN I TOOK THEM OUT OF THE PACKET! The lead part looked blue! So I took photos




Today's haul. *sigh* I was really bored. NO ONE takes photos of stationary. I finally got post-it notes. WUAAAA so happy. haha


Oh this is my artistic door. My postcard/avant card collection was collecting dust sitting on my shelf so I decided to do something with them. Similar to what I have on my wardrobe. :/ I also stick things on my mirror :/ Things that hold sentimental value :D


MOAR photos from yesterday

Sam, Belle, Lis and Becky


LOL! Becky, Lucy, Belle, Sam, Lis

Playing golf like homosexual men on tv :)

Everyone loves my constipated stance. (I was actually smiling for the stupid smile detector camera.. and it didn't work until i did this)

Mufti Day!

DEAR LUCY, I know you read this so pay attention. :) I LOVE THE LUVO YOU TOOK WITH MY CAMERA. Didn't even know when it happened.

ANYWAY. UPLOAD YOUR PHOTOS D: or send to me asap :D cos I liked today's photos!

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Rohan came to school in crutches. So we decided to make his day better.. :) by cheering him up.

I apologise, these photos are in reverse chronological order D: I was half asleep while uploading and forgot that bloggeruploader is a bitch D:

Bosco chasing after Mizzy after he kicked his ass :) Bosco's waving the crutches around madly.
Bosco running with crutches
WINNIE WITH CRUTCHES

OMG THEE BEST. LEE-ANNE WITH CRUTCHES. HAHA They're HEAPS too big for her ;D she just leapt everywhere ;D

And this is Chris Au looking like a lamington whore :)



Video of jazz recording.

Other videos from today on fb or youtube :)

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

HAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH



Sunday, March 8, 2009

This is why I do 4 units of English..




TAKE THAT TOEFUR! I HAVE WON!


[I have often lost against him in alot of stuff. i.e. ink drawing contests.. and wittyness. BUT NOT TODAY. LIMERICKS. LIMERICKS :D TRIUUUUMPPHHH] This is why I still have not finished my English yet.


D: D: and stupid facebook !

 
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