Sick of me posting?

Hi all. I blog too much :(

But I really want to tell you all...

Now that I'm armed with my Papaw ointment (Lucas' Papaw Remedies), I can face winter and say HIT ME.

Chapped lips- goodbye. Sore reddish bits from blowing my nose- goodbye. :D

someone once told me Papaw ointment is made out of fermented papaw. But I doubt. Maybe it has petroleum in it. Potassium Sorbate anyone?

Anyway, guys, I know some of you are a bit iffy about chapsticks (honestly, I don't know why people would mistaken chapsticks for lipsticks..), this stuff comes in a TUBE. $5 or under. It's multi purpose. "for boils, burns, chafing, cuts, cracked skin, gravel rash, splinters, open wounds, insect bites, and nappy rash". I can say its good, and I know TONNES of people use it. "the ointment helps to relieve and cleanse" :/ I'm a sucker for good words on the product's packaging.

D: Dry face + lips in winter is agonizing. Get some balm plox, I don't want to start talking to one of you and then watch your lip split D: D: D:

My dad's like D: D: CHAPSTICK IS FOR WOMEN.

He lies okay? SAY NO TO CHAPPED LIPS. :)

P.S. D: Believe it or not, I like one of lady gaga's songs. D: I've dissed her SO MUCH but today I realised one of her songs ... Paparazzi is really hypnotic. OH MY GOSH. And if you can't see her face (or any part of her actually) it is actually quite enjoyable. D: D: D:

ALSO. I bought magnetic L plates today. Cos I'm cool like that.

Tomorrow instead of going to jazz (telling me to sing is like telling a hippo to fit in a baby swing- it wants to, but it IS IMPOSSIBLE :( not in my current state anyway. I'll sing and little bacterial microbes from my singing vapours will enter and destroy everyone's immune systems. bahaha) [EDIT: some of you must be thinking.. why the hell would a hippo want to fit into a baby swing: well i'll tell you. everyone wants something they can't have. for example. peter and 100 uai okay? ATAR :) i think i'll like it. i don't mind change :P ] I'll drive around for 2 hours or so. And then drive 2 hours on Sat and 1 on Sunday. hehehehehehehe. I love driving.

I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me
Pa-pa-pa-pa-paparazzi.
Baby there's no other superstar you know that I'll be
Pa-pa-pa-pa-paparazzi
Promise I'll be kind, but I won't stop until that boy is mine
Baby you'll be famous, chase you down until you love me
Pa-pa-pa-pa-paparazzi

Oh my gosh. I've listened to it so many times I know the lyrics :( They're gay. The music is so hypnotic *-*

Kill me already. PLOX.

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